Hot Chocolate Commando
Well, my husband found my blog and I promptly stopped writing in it...is that weird? I honestly didn't do it consciously...but here it is almost October, and I last wrote in April. Why am I afraid of people reading my inner thoughts? Hmmmm...
Anyways, this weekend Brett convinced me that I should share some of my funny anecdotes on my blog (basically he chastised me for not writing in it). So I thought I'd share a post I made to my Post Challenged Sistas at www.splitcoaststampers.com. While at the time I was just sharing a story, it has become an amusing inside joke between me and the girls. :)
"Guess what?! Brett was super sweet and made me a cup of hot chocolate....and brought it to me sitting on the couch. Well, the stub wall was full of my kleenex box, and I needed to blow my nose, and in my retarded state of grogginess, I apparently thought that cradled in my legs was a good place for the hot mug. So I grabbed a kleenex, started blowing my nose, and spilled basically 3/4 full cup of hot cocoa all over my legs...seeping into my velour comfy pants to stick against my legs... I jumped up, ran around like a mad woman, and took off my pants (which was a bad idea, cause I was lazy today and went commando -- don't give me that disgusted look), and the curtains were open in the living room...and well, besides being mortified (although I'm sure no one saw anything), I now have a fairly painful burn on my leg....:( Can we have a collective "poor Lenore" now?"
I got more of a collective *SPEW* instead. hehehe....

4 Comments:
Sounds to me like an awesome mascot for a hot chocolate company! 'twould be a great way to market to men:
Guy: Who are you?
HCC: I'm the Hot Chocolate Commando! (tm)
HCC: Would you like to blow away your tastebuds with our new, EXTREME Hardcore Hot Chocolate?
Guy: Hell ya! *slurp* Man, that stuff's sweet! Hot Chocolate Commando, you rock!
HCC: Damn right I do.
great story but Brett now he need to go into the tv commercial biz. That would totally keep people in their seats and not getting up to get the popcorn.
laura
I was being nosy and browsing your blog and came across this entry. I adore this story! I was rolling in fits of laughter. Thanks for the laugh.
Michelle
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
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